Give your inner critic a stern talking to with a F*ck off I'm writing necklace! Or sport your Go away I'm reading necklace in cafés and trains.

Part of the Whispering Scrolls series, these are available in two levels of rudeness: full swear or – for those with kids learning to read, grandparents nearby etc. – a more polite version.

The scrolls measure 3cm. (11/4 in.) across and the words are etched on subtle, slightly purple-tinted pearlescent acrylic. They come on a thin silver chain adjustable to three lengths. They come in a little box and make great gifts. Make sure to fill in the gift message box if you want to send one to a friend.